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The Helicopter Traffic Report in Nightvale
Listeners, the exciting news is our station just sprung for a helicopter. Right now we'll be able to bring you the most accurate traffic reports imaginable. And our ee in the sky, our helicopter liaison, yeji lim, will give you the low down on how traffic looks out there in nightvale. According to our first ever helicopter traffic report, limb says, all the roads look weird. It's mind blowing from this vantage point. Lim said that from high up in her traffic copter, the streets look like veins. Not like strips of asphalt upon which move aluminum and steel vehicles, but mother blankin veins. So gross.Lim shrieked, it's still alive