How to Skype With Any Living Person

If you could do a Skype call with any living person, who would it be? With any living person? Yes. You know, here's the funny thing is there's no one that I really want to talk to besides the people, quite frankly, that I'm talking to right now. It's because we're so tolerant because nudity. That's right. "I've just renamed my fantasy football team, ABB Stubble, because apparently the name Fighting Cox was considered to be offensive"