Why Are There Goats Everywhere in These Stories?

I was bent over and a goat nibbled my pomegranate nipple. And they had sex in the church hall? Yeah Good lord That's obviously not appropriate but kind of coolYeah, God did not nod What about this one? Weirdest place I've had sex In a goat shed. Then a group of school children came to visit the goats and my nipple was bleeding. Why are there goats everywhere in these stories?