The Lessest Botted Duchess of Epsom

Belinda walked into the central London Ritz cocktail bar all braless tits and swing. She marched up to a waiter and whispered, I am Belinda Blumenthal. You may never have heard of me but you also won't have heard of The incredibly sexy Duchess of Epsom. It was actually about seven and a half minutes before the restaurant manager was there. He really summed her off into one fell swoop, didn't he? Mad man. No speaking English, mad man. Mad man.mad man.