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201 - The Delivery Man

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I Don't Get What I Deserve

The holidays are weird this year. I think i need to get more exercise a maybe return to therapy. Of course, i deserve him. We all get what we deserve. It's been a really stressful couple of months. The delivery man whistled incessantly. And his mouth, the worst was his horrible mouth. Inside of which were a series of uneven vertical bars bisected a single horizontal line. and yet he whistled through that static mouth. He whistled incessant. Not sobbing, not sorrow, not even scared,. but like the stinging rush of tears from dicing a warm, overripe onion. For some reason, i began apologize to the delivery man.

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