Aww, I'm Gonna Have a Sword Fight.

"It's diclous. They come up there, they're fucking that they're dressed like god damned gladiators, and they're hanging all over the plate," he says of baseball fans. "And every time they hit a home run, they stand there staring at it." He adds: "What do you do after that? You walk into a bar and grab some guy's fuckin girl friend and kiss her, and then stare at her?"