The Importance of Masturbating Your Wife

I masturbated on the way to China? To Tokyo. I had to get it out because it was hard for like seven hours. My wife's asleep. She would have caught that bullet. Stool, high-top chairs are disastrous. Why'd they do that? Girls like it, dude. Love high-top shit. America blew three trillion dollars on Edison White House. Dude, I got leveled. We got Gilbert Greene. It was clowny versus Michigan. As soon as he tried to ask a question, it was fucking... Dude, so they lost my luggage in Wisconsin. Well, it was the easy... I saw it coming a mile away. He flew from Harrisburg