The Number One Thing About This Desk

"I just thought you were going to give me a harder time thand it's, i honestly, i think i'm getting away with this one pretty easy," he said. "The number one thing about this desk that jumps out is the candle that says the leather period is the lamblYou ought telling me." 'My wonderful wife bot it for me for our anniversary, cause we celebrate wha ever anniversary is the leather anniversary,' she added. "'Where does he place his hands? Like there's no room?' I don't know what else we haven't picked up,'" joked Stephen Colbert.