The Uncanny Valley

If you've ever made love to a flashlight, you know what I'm talking about. It's a perfect replica of the human vagina. You can fuck that thing all day long and it won't say no or yes because it's just a plasticy gooey thing. But if you're super horny any port in a storm, if you'resuper horny you will humiliate yourself in private by fucking a flashlight. That kind of turned me on but it just doesn't really scratch the itch. If it did then I imagine that all human life on the planet would eventually cease because everybody would beucking fleshlights.