The Worst-Kept Secret in the Country

The former Queen's eldest son, Charles, has won the race to be crowned King Emeritus of all the Britons. This Saturday is the big day for big-time Charlie. Some have criticised his coronation as expensive, ostentatious, outdated and over-the-top. But we like about this country, but we can make an old man putting on a metal hat into something the whole world sits up and takes notice of.