157 - The Promise of Time
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Horoscopes - Cancer, Pisces, Aquarius, and Taurus
Aquarius' lucky number is five, which is also how many days you have left. You will live out decades on thatva arc, developing close but platonic relationships with the few fellow humans that are with you. Jemani: There will come a day in which you will have to go to the ocean. And lastly, cancer. Ah, ok, yup. Everything is basically fine with you. Nothing to report. This has been horoscopes.
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