Bill Burr
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
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I Loved a Christian Bale and Bat Whatever
I've gotten in elevators with people that i know, and because they're wearing glasses, i don't recognize them. The women i am at fakin divorce settlements are absolutely ridiculous. Sai robin coby's fakin wife hung around like some jaded cop trying to get her pension right. There's no law against saying i love you when you really don't, just because somebody's rich. I could beat you with a fuck mop handle a hundred years ago. That's the law. Doesn't mean it. It's right, you fakin cunts.
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