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Hot Mess-Terpiece Theatre
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A Dive Mask Is Not Designed to Go Face First Into the Water
i had just taken up snokling, and so i was going to jump in and snorkle around. And there was this beautiful girl walking along the beach with a very skimpy bekine. Oh, i'm just going to show her how amazingly athletic i am, too. I dove face first, on to the mask, into the water in what i was certain was an incredibly graceful swan dive,. probably very similar to brad's. Ah, of course, the mask hit the water first, then it hit my face, cutting the bridge of my nose. Still have a scar on the bridge of his nose. He turned round to see if the girl was looking
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