Christmas Isn't a Religious Holiday

Anonymous asks, dear hank and john, as an american moslem high school student, i am often asked why i don't celebrate christmas. I often like to give funny and mischievous answers to these questions but cannot seem to think of many for this particular question. John: Can we recognize the first syllable of the word? Hanks: Even if it's not a religious holiday, it's a terrible holiday. anonymous: It is cray craya.