Introduction

An extremely heated and extremely bipartisan hearing was held by the house energy and commerce committee today for more than six hours. Members of both political parties took terms heaping all forms of vitriol and effective and accusatory rage upon the head of tiktok choozy chich cho they accused him of everything from murdering american children to spying system masquerading as a social media to serve the interests of the chinese communist party so complete was the lockstep unity of the two parties that one republican members are donically told to quote welcome to the most bipartisan committee in congress. The easiest thing for us to do tonight would be to ride on the wave of indignation and consensus rage and demand that