The Importance of Balance in Twitter

The rest of us are under lockdown and you're sipping away in your coffee not concerned with anybody else's welfare almost instantaneously there's nothing you can say that I can't give a twitter treatment to. Every tweet has to be balanced internally because a single statement about  I saw a woman on a bicycle today is like wow did she ask you to smile at her it's terrible so every tweet now looks like look no offense to women anywhere if the smile was unwanted I apologize in advance but even if there are quadriplegics and amputees i do think that for the for the abled it's wonderful to be able to take a bicycle bicycle ride. It's exhausting