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NYE Special: Beans & Revelry

Rude Tales of Magic

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The Window Is Closed, but It's Not Closed!

My dearest aunt, younger than me in many ways, no doubt you've heard by now, I'm engaged to be married to Abigail, or to the lord himself. The window remains open, and a strong breeze blows through it. That breeze's name? I signed it like that. You know yourself to desire more than anything else in this world, your only daughter's happiness," she writes. "Please catch that damn crocodile who calls to me through the night and make his hide my shoes"

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