Valentine's Day, as All Valentines Days, Will Not Succeed in Bringing Our City Down

Emergency workers have been at it since early this morning, starting the long task of clean up and recovery. Reports are still hazy, but we believe that the housing developments of marshall's gorge and golden dunes have both been wiped completely off the map. In other news, s the randy newman memorial night vale airport has announced some schedule changes due to multiple severe weather conditions. Many of to day's flights will be delayed for several hours, while the rest will be moved into the past, and will have already happened last week. All arriving flights have been canceld, except those from j f k, lax and x t a,. which will continue on the usual routine of