Do You Eat Your Soil?

Some farmers tester their soil to see if it ars fertile, thenhen. The other way is by sitting down with your bare bottom on the soil. But although i keep he a pair of underpants buried in my back garden, we all bete at. Ifyou find a plastic bag hanging up on a tree and you're not sure if it's a itiori, ha, ha. Do not do that. Thats like farmers eat their soil, don't they?