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Old Gods of Appalachia

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I Don't Buy Any Pumpkins, Garry Jesse

Garry jesse was as good as his word. Within 20 minutes, he rolled into ada's driveway in a dusty blue and white, two toned forrd f 100 pick up ow. He wore the farmer's fall uniform of work boots and jens that had seen better days with a brown flannel shirt and a pap's blue ribboned gimmy cap. Garry politely took off his cap, nodded to her,. It would be ada said bitterly, if it wasn't for your pumpkins. They're in my yard. Your damned vines have infested my property. You planted some invasive species and they're choking off my fliers. I'll see you shortly.

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