The Fear of Death

If you're going to shit in a pond, don't be doing it anywhere. It was quite the village scandal that someone had pooed in their pond. I can't help but wonder what they must have thought when they found out. Were they sure it was a human? Do foxes shit in pond? That's it. They've got fucking a local community going on. Imagine though, finding human shit in your pond. You just be like, why has this happened?