Cherinton and the Hot Dog Thief

Cher unton writes, on my last night in new york, a friend of 30 years took me out for a final night of eating and drinking. Then when i think things can't get any worse, he has to take a bite of my hot dog and eats the whole thing. Became so enraged i just left. We later got into an email spat about this incident that almost ended our friendship. Eight years later, after hearing those mals, i felt compelled to investigate. But i wasn't prepared for what i would discover.