44 - Arnor the Warrior
Hello From The Magic Tavern
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The Greatest Hero in All of Food
Arnie: I am the child of the Sky God, Bruce. My father made a deal with a memory goblin to exchange powers for one hour. And so he took on the likeness of Al-Bain-Billeroth. He descended to the northeast where he consummated for a passionate hour with Queen Titania. In that adulterous consummation was born me. Arnor: The blood of the Bornean bear is what styles my hair and I wear his steel teeth about my neck even now.
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