Is There a Way the Camera Can't Give You the Two?

Apparently there is an American football game being played here at the link. I begged them to change it, and apparently once you sign a contract, that's binding. For every time the eagles score a touchdown, you will hear this: Touchdown, eagle! And now we will say E-A-G-L-E-S-E-G-O! Alright, so you should start the show then. Let's talk about this episode of television.