How to Address a Person Without Knowing Their Name

I don't kill children. Unless they're put a spell on or of their half animal. I think I killed her last night. Do you know Screaming Hawkins? Oh, of course. That guy is insane. This is his first name, Jay? No. So, it's very difficult to address you without knowing your name. Is there like a nickname or something we can call you? How the hell did you know that? You said it's like Hank, I guessed. Honk. Look at his nose, honk. Don't do it because no, he's looking ass in JoJo. And also kind of nature takes care of kids anyway. Well, sometimes...