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"Apples" w/ Brittany Carney

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The Apple Isn't Sexual

Apple is one of the few fruits that isn't sexual. It's not yet the non sexual fruit. Apple will never make something more sexy. The apple is puritanical. I mean, it is new england. There's never more omase fruit than the aple. Don't question yourself. That's crrecoi o, like someone pushing, literally, someone pushing, likean old wooden wheelbarrow. It's filled with apples. You can ruin a high school or sort of whole day by saying, hey, that looks like a dick. Ye? Think that the banana we associate with aDick? Apple with an undesirable woman's yes? Or an ass apple

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