Introduction

Bill Byrne: I'm dropping weight. Even if you walk around with just an extra five pounds on your belly, the amount of extra stress that puts on your heart will stop you from getting to be bitched at by your wife for another eight years. The nicer death to go through a disease and then everybody gets to say goodbye is dropping dead. It's like how people think if they're hastening their deaths, they're going to miss their shuffling years. Underrated, dropping dead. No suffering for you just for everyone around you.