The Party's Scroll

I'm an unusual case because our mistress returns us to the box after every party, which is a bold and unusual choice. You can play a song on us, but no one ever tries. People will just blow into me to make a sound. What is music really, but just noise you want to hear? There's never a melody, but I think I could you imagine? Do you want to tell us what it says? All right. Thank you. Is this really me? Jeez. This is delectable. My heart. Oh, okay. We are basically playing the party school right now. Are you kidding me? I would have to honk you. Okay.