Introduction

The Guardian Football Weekly is back with our panel of experts. What a game at the Burner Bar! How do you kick a ball like that? Where was Erling Harlan? Should Danny Carverhal have been booked 12 times? And how far off a ball has to go for Carlo Ancholotti to raise his other eyebrow? Also today, you and Murray live from the jazz bar as we give bitbassum overdue attention. Won't someone offer him some decent money for once? We'll do some La Liga, some Marseille paranoia. This is The Guardian.