The Death of Assistant Catering Manager Dan

I stormed into the kitchen and I found quivering under one of those metal tables like the girl in Jurassic Park, my fellow assistant catering manager Dan sobbing. There was a bloodlust. The fog had descended, the mist of fury. Cardigan beef just plowed through having wrestled several tasers from the police,. strode straight up to Dan and at point blank range fired at least four tasers directly into his nuts. She was freestyle rapping the whole time and it was amazing. It was all the stuff at the top of her cardigan beef head. Phil's actually taken... He's gone down a different path actually. Sadly, we've lost him to medicine.