Introduction

Welcome to Night Vale is brought to you by Progressive Home of the Name Your Price tool. You say how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. In his speech yesterday honoring the life of old woman Josie, Larry Leroy out on the edge of town and Josie's closest neighbor, told a story about his pickup breaking down a few years ago. They heard a surprised yelp and saw Telly the barber wide-eyed and sweating holding a pair of shears. When asked why he was cutting that cactus's hair, Telly gulped and ran away, still laughing and sweating profusely.