How to Get Unpaid Stage Time in a Comedy Club

I just did open mikes as much as i could. And then, you know, the the next up of shows, which there called bringer shows, ye, whereyu, not only do not get paid, but you have to bring a certain amount of paying customers in order to get five minutes of stage time. So i was dragging people one from new jersey, thinking it would be good shows, because all new york comedy clubs lie. These shows were just like these three hour train wrecks of just nightmares of brand new comicslike cring o do their best andrew dice clay or whatever.