The Unreliable Narrator

Every piece of fiction implicitly promises a story. Writing good or bad prose can have no effect on that. It began when could be all sorts of things but it's implicitly trouble complications a story. And yet I'm complaining about this first line? What the hell's my deal? You're just saying that the story began when which we know because we're reading the first line of a story. The story is beginning. We can fix this. In the garden you'll see it. Comes tonight.