Introduction

I admit that I am a slurper. And it's so hypocritical too, because I hate mouth noises so much. But you know what? You're a slurper isn't half as bad as a chew. Or a gulp. By the way, a gulp can be... Oh, like a lout. Super loud gulp. How about smacking after you eat? Where you're like, ah, like that's sort of sad. Is that a satisfaction? That's a satisfaction. It's not a satisfaction. If you want to show me how upset you are with what you're eating, that's fine, because I'm enjoying my food. A smack of disgust