How to Be an Excellent Contributor and Ambassador of the English Language

"I've never met an English teacher that I didn't hate," says Ryan. "Every time I balls up a word, I go, 'Fucking Mr Cabell will be upset' So when I get worked up about English teachers,. I've let it go. I've moved on", he adds. He hopes to see his former tutor dead or at least in a better state of health.