The Night Vale School District Announces Changes to the Elementary School Curriculum

The night vale school district has announ some changes to the elementary school curriculum. History class will focus more heavily on text book readings and traditional exams rather than live amo drills. Math and english are switching names. Astronomy will now be conduct in star gazing sessions only with blindfolds on every participant in order to protect them from the existential terror of the void. Also, pluto has been declared imaginary. All class rooms will be equipped with at least one teacher physically present for the entire instruction period.