How to Run a Marathon

"I saw a guy and I'm in the self-checkout line of mine paper towels. He was wearing a full-on like really detailed full-face rubber clown mask With like purple hair attached and he's just staring at me" "He looks like he was someone who the Joker recruited to be in his gang to like rob a bank Yeah" 'This is why dude just run Fucking run out the door if he has anything nefarious plan just run' "'You think you earned everything?' You know probably probably wasn't even a clown is probably a liberal who bought a pride clothes,' said one man, referring to an online video that showed him running a marathon for nine hours.