How Do I Create Attraction?

If we had to go out there into the rest of the universe, you and I would be pretty natural allies. We'd focus on our commonalities more than our differences if the alternative was hanging out with some average person outside here. You have to go engage with the creature and understand the creature as it is. The more indifferent I am to her liking me or not liking me, the more likely she's going to be attracted to me. Why? Because that's what a tribal leader would do in any context. That sounds like a goddamn Tiffany advertisement. So why is Derek's pen and time talk about the snorties? I just want titties, man. Titties