Piero and Columbine

Piero is like the Chameleon dell'arte, the sad clown. And I think Columbine must be who he's in love with. We have a message from... Make sure that Matthew, not a mat for once. Have you any news for us? He does. The subject line is posh boys just love to shit. It's a new class analysis by Matthew. Let's hear him out. My dear Piero and Columbine. What's Piero? "What's Piero?" You can't find them. They're toilets and frames and stuff. Yeah, well you gotta keep their eye in. Yes. Keep them in the game.