I Don't Know How to Get an Ironing Board From a Hotel

I stayed at a casino hotel one time. They had a sign in the room, had a list of everything you could steal and how much it cost. Who's bold enough to steal an ironing board from a hotel? Like a lamp? That's easy. You just put that in your bag. I've been known to reuse a towel for so long that the smell of the towel gets on my body. i got to get back in the or just to wash the towel off. Catch dusty sleigh and season three of the stand ups only on net flicks.