How to Deal With Your Spouse's Fucking Questions

Sammy, why don't you tell the group what Jane was gossiping about? Nothing. I deal with my shit when I come in here. Sammy's always above it all. She thinks because she's been here the longest that she's special. Write Sammy, waste of time for you to even be here. You can't fool anyone. Do I have anything about me? Maybe you don't know anything about you Sammy. What can you say to the water bar?"