The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

Kanye West is in a service station. Will I get a chance to congratulate Meghan on her wonderful work? Am I allowed to shake her his hand? Do I kiss Princess Meghan on the cheek? Well, for a start Princess Meghan, she's not going to be a princess. OK. What's their official title going to be? She will, technically her title will be Princess Henry. But really, in the grand scheme of things, that doesn't actually mean anything. Not a breed of dog, a duchy. No. So like, they'll get an house and a big pot of money. If we want to boil it down into Burnley terms,