The Captain's Armband

This is a goody. Could be used with your partner at home or a group of workmates. Head to your nearest sports store and purchase the captain's armband, as used at most local soccer clubs. Then proceed to work around the house, allocating yourself the role of captain. If anyone questions this, simply pull out a pre-purchase red card and send them off. And do you know the trust I've built up in the detective community over the years, blowing things wide open? It pleases me to let you guys know that now, like-minded detectives and seekers of truth come to me and request further investigation.