Ep 192: Helen Bauer
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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The Importance of Backstarch
I'm pretty sure that if a hen was able to operate a Tupperware tub... But I didn't have a Tuppereware tub in Edinburgh. So it wasn't just 50 minutes that the egg was in there. Sometimes it would be a couple of hours in a long walk to the venue. Where does a hen keep an egg? In her tits. Probably. Well, where does a hen's tits start and when does it get round to the tummy? I mean, I think if I... It's tittin' till the arsehole as far as I'm considered with a hen. And then some days they wouldn't have the protein pots. They want their
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