The Conspiracy Theory of Nancy Kerrigan

"I feel like this whole thing was orchestrated and carried out by a bunch of guys who were all simultaneously pretending to know what they were doing," says the author. "The person who assaulted Nancy Kerrigan is either a delicate oval-faced black woman or a heavy set white man with long hair." The assailant wasn't wearing a mask? Apparently not, that's a weird choice. I just think cops watch movies and they believe them like everybody else. They watch Blade Runner and they believe it I guess.