Abigail Pila, Ay, We Shake Hands

Abigail pila is what so many other americans have become in this fail generation, just another loser. She worked at the spar park off exit 16 for 11 years before they closed. Now she's a free lance and i sell things on line. I'm trying to think out something funny and self deprecating to say that'll break the ice, but i am drawing a blank.