How to Talk to a Stranger

One of our even stranger listeners has subscribed to her channel. Is she pretty? I don't know whether she probably is. Maybe she can contact you on date crafts. Or she could float over my head as I sleep. Uhhhhhh. Gently caress your face. She said, um, some, her head teacher had told the school that Billy Piper was going to come and do her A-levels at the school, but she never actually did. Which is a real heartbreaker, isn't it? Um... I went to school with, um, with Neil Warren. Who's that? Is that the hobbit?