How My Mom Screamed at Me About Dating

My name is luke and I have two friends named luke. One of them was known only as dirty luke And we love him so much. There's dirty luke and there's clean luke in our group of friends, that's just what it is So anyways dirty luke was living in a barn at this time. My mom accused us of leaving a condom on the top of the trash can in the bathroom It was definitely not ours because if it was ours I wouldn't even have left the evidence in your house. She threw a fit. How did she get stormed off? I remember you're like you could stay the night at my house. That makes me feel so