Roger's Story Plane

My dad is the worst storyteller at the same time. My mum is the best. One of my favourite sports is watching my dad try and tell a story in front of my mum because it drives her spare. You can just see him vibrating, for the first opportunity to hijack his story plane. But the thing is, you cannot hijack my dad's story planes because they never get off the fucking ground. Dad can't tell stories. That is a thing. I'd gotten up at about quarter seven. It meant by the time I went to the shops to get the milk, you see, the school traffic had hit my work. And there were so many of them