I Don't Touch Type, I Do It With My Two Four Fingers

I learned to type in about 1970 when I was eight, my father bought this huge iron typewriter from Cambridge Market and it had like a red and black ribbon that would go through it. And because the keys on that, not like laptops now, they were like, you had to press them down for about an inch so you really had to bash them. So looking at my keyboard now, half the lessons have been done. Yes, because they hear you doing it. That's true. The old ones are the best though.